Lloyd Christmas: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together?
Mary Swanson: Well Lloyd, that’s difficult to say. I mean, we don’t really…
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I’d say more like one out of a million.
Lloyd: So you’re telling me there’s a chance! *YEAH!*
Lloyd Christmas teaches us that no matter the odds, no matter the chances, we have to keep the faith, we have to believe. Whether we’re chasing love, our dreams, our passions, our goals, or Asssssssspen; one out of a million is (pretty much) the same thing as one out of a hundred or one out of ten. You have to go for what you want, you have to believe that anything is possible. So you’re telling me there’s a chance. *YEAH!*